I'm new to blogging - I just learned you're not allowed to criticize political candidates with psychological traumas!The left-wing Huffington Post body language experts, Kathlyn and Gay Hendricks, wouldn't analyze John and Cindy McCain's relationship because theirs is "a marriage between a recovering drug addict and a deeply traumatized veteran. . . . Even the most straightforward, non-judgmental comment could be perceived by some people as critical of two sub-groups considered off-limits from close observation."
Really! We can't criticize people because of their various psychological traumas, even when they run for president!
This suggests a debate during the primary like this between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.
Clinton: I just have to object to the tone of my opponent. Doesn't he realize I am the deeply traumatized betrayed wife of a compulsive womanizer?
Obama: I'm afraid I reject such criticisms - I have a split racial identity! Read my books!
Clinton: I can't listen to this - I am the oldest daughter of a demanding father - Hugh loved me but he was irrational and demanding, , , (Hillary stops, clearly too choked up to continue).
Obama: Your father! My father was totally absent! I had to travel to Kenya to find any remnants of his existence. I had to make up my patrimony. Read my books!
Clinton: I'm the typical overachieving, perfectionist woman - no wonder Bill was attracted to me, to make use of my skills, while cheating on me with feather-headed trollops.
Obama: And how about me - I had to shoulder the male role for my poor mother and half-sister - weighed down with adult responsibilities before my time!
Hillary: Oh yeah! My mother said she didn't want any cowards in her house when I ran home crying after a girl hit me. No wonder I feel I have to take on all opponents!
Obama: I took drugs! I'm like a recovering addict, only I didn't receive any treatment, or join a 12-step group.
Hillary: You're worse than a woman-hater - you abuse overachieving, glass-ceiling encountering, wives of cheating husbands, deeply traumatized women!
Obama: And I apologize for implying you and Bill were merely racists - you're far worse - you attack split racial identity, dry drunk, father-absent, deeply traumatized men!
Both: You're not fair -- whahhh!



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